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[detectivewonder]

You've reached Tim Drake, Captain and Pilot of the First Breath. For some reason I'm not paying attention to inbound communications right now. Leave me a message and when I'm done chatting, meditating, sleeping, or whatever I'm doing, chances are I'll get back to you.

///BEEEP!!!///

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[detectivewonder]

Do you know about Damian?

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[asinisterkid]

cant say that i do. enlighten me.

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[detectivewonder]

Talia and Bruce's own child of the corn.

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[asinisterkid]

wow. didnt see that one coming. you think yo uknow somenone.

so this damian kids the new robin?

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[detectivewonder]

That's right. I... moved on.

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[asinisterkid]

yeah yo9yu tink youre being subtle but the ellipsis reveals all. moving on fucking sucks right?

also i fucked robins mom so thats one im putting on the bucket list jsut to cross it off.

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okayh you knw what that was incredibly disrespecktful to talia. drunk me is an ashsole. no ones surprised.

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[detectivewonder]

Hadn't noticed.

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[asinisterkid]

that wold be on account of me bieng an asshole to you on principle. its somethign i put work into and take great pride in. but probably you know something bout going through hell to find someonesle livng your lfife by now. or mabye im projecting. woudl be pretty satisfying of today of all days you got it tho.

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[detectivewonder]

It's... different. But I can relate.

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[asinisterkid]

well yo umade today suck less so thaks for that at least. still hate you. still gonna pucnh you in the face if it presntes itself and by it i mean yoru face.

aslo i think stephs an aswesome baby robin and if you hurt her i will literally kill you. and if you dont feel like thats a jusfied threat to mkae right back to me... i wont actually do anything but ill respect you a whole lot less probably.

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[detectivewonder]

I would never hurt Steph.

For the other part... whatever I do, or wouldn't do, it's not about your respect.

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[asinisterkid]

yes good.

you mean you dont secretly pine for my respect like some anime character skighing dremaily over jason-senpai? crush all my dreams why dont you.

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[detectivewonder]

Just how drunk are you?

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[asinisterkid]

very drunk. SO drunk.

but not to drukn for sarcasm. or fisticuffs.

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[detectivewonder]

I'm too sober for either.

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[asinisterkid]

soudnd like a ppersponal probmle to me

because im generous, ill share my booze in exchange for facepunching. y/n??

[ He's fairly certain the answer will be a resounding n. But the offer seemed fitting, today of all days. He didn't even specify whose face would be getting punched. That's how generous he's feeling.

...Or how desperate he is for some fresh pain to remind him that all the things he keeps dreaming of are in the past. One of those. ]

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[detectivewonder]

N. Not on the agenda.

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[asinisterkid]

uoyur angenda is boring

you know what im gonna go do some consenseual violence

later nerd

[ Because obviously the person who has not used the word 'fisticuffs' in this conversation is the nerd. Obviously. ]