Drift Fleet IC Inbox.

[detectivewonder]

You've reached Tim Drake, Captain and Pilot of the First Breath. For some reason I'm not paying attention to inbound communications right now. Leave me a message and when I'm done chatting, meditating, sleeping, or whatever I'm doing, chances are I'll get back to you.

///BEEEP!!!///

Comments

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[asinisterkid]

yes good.

you mean you dont secretly pine for my respect like some anime character skighing dremaily over jason-senpai? crush all my dreams why dont you.

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[detectivewonder]

Just how drunk are you?

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[asinisterkid]

very drunk. SO drunk.

but not to drukn for sarcasm. or fisticuffs.

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[detectivewonder]

I'm too sober for either.

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[asinisterkid]

soudnd like a ppersponal probmle to me

because im generous, ill share my booze in exchange for facepunching. y/n??

[ He's fairly certain the answer will be a resounding n. But the offer seemed fitting, today of all days. He didn't even specify whose face would be getting punched. That's how generous he's feeling.

...Or how desperate he is for some fresh pain to remind him that all the things he keeps dreaming of are in the past. One of those. ]

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[detectivewonder]

N. Not on the agenda.

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[asinisterkid]

uoyur angenda is boring

you know what im gonna go do some consenseual violence

later nerd

[ Because obviously the person who has not used the word 'fisticuffs' in this conversation is the nerd. Obviously. ]