08/11/2010; 1:03 AM.

[detectivewonder]

Okay.  I have a hangover, some mild blood loss, my apartment reeks of smoke, and a lot of my wardrobe was pawned to pay for petty bribery, imported cigarettes, and several trench coats.

Usually, this kind of thing would call for a lot of detective work designed to figure out what happened to me.

Unfortunately, I remember every bloody minute of it.

Comments

[expositional]

I'm.. sorry to hear all that.

[detectivewonder]

I guess I can say that I got to study someone else's investigative methods from the inside, which could be a bonus of a sort...

[expositional]

Sounds like it was at quite the cost, however.

[detectivewonder]

Well. I do have the cash to get everything back out of hock. But it's still an inconvenience.

[devilmythos.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you had quite the time, everything all right?

[detectivewonder]

Everything's fine, now.

Um. Although there is a warded pentagram booby-trap on your back lawn.

[superminiskirts.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should laugh or be concerned.

[detectivewonder]

Maybe a little of both? I'm just thankful I only kept a pen-and-paper journal over the weekend, so most of the evidence is easy to destroy.

[intoabird.livejournal.com]

I heard things got odd. (*´○｀) It was boring, for me·············

[detectivewonder]

Sorry to hear it... although personally, I'd take boring over my weekend and not look back.

[intoabird.livejournal.com]

Did you do something embarrassing, Tim Kun?

[detectivewonder]

Well. I spent almost all my waking hours in the seediest parts of Tayon...

[intoabird.livejournal.com]

(・・*(・・*(・・*(・・*

[detectivewonder]

Yes, really.

I didn't do much worse than pub-crawl, haunt pawnshops, and bribe low-lifes for information, but... it definitely wasn't my finest hour.

Especially not now, when I need to go down there again and get all my suits out of hock.

[intoabird.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you had it in you. ( ￣ﾉ∇￣)￣･￣) Be sure to wash them, okay?

[detectivewonder]

Oh, they're definitely going straight to the drycleaners'.