08/11/2010; 1:03 AM.

[detectivewonder]

Okay.  I have a hangover, some mild blood loss, my apartment reeks of smoke, and a lot of my wardrobe was pawned to pay for petty bribery, imported cigarettes, and several trench coats.

Usually, this kind of thing would call for a lot of detective work designed to figure out what happened to me.

Unfortunately, I remember every bloody minute of it.

Comments

[expositional]

Sounds like it was at quite the cost, however.

[detectivewonder]

Well. I do have the cash to get everything back out of hock. But it's still an inconvenience.